A+Message+to+Mr.+Wright

MR. WRIGHT, your english class has inspired me to become a bad person. i've adopted a THUG LIFE, based on your own statements about the womb. i've started experimenting with small children with the names of spices. also i killed a water buffalo and made a shrine to seahorses out of the hide of the buffalo. i used the bones to build the house, which i plan to live in in africa. my only weapon is my bicycle. it's a good thing my dog loves me because nobody else would. history is bunk. i aborted a geep and i am a chimera. my thug life is awesome, don't you think? and i look ba in sunglasses. also secretly, i be worshipin' the universal all-knowing dictionary that lives in my closet. The End. Sincerely, The One With Half a Buttock